The standard Big Time watchface, with a secret ability.  Flick your wrist to display a randomly-generated excuse overflowing with technobabble.  Perfect for meetings when you need to explain that you've been busy "bug fixing viral syntax incompatibility problems."

0.3.5 - Add more errors - now over 15.4 million possible excuses!
0.3.1 - Memory management bugfixes
0.3 - Maximum randomnecity