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Do Not Play this at work, at school, or anywhere you could be accused of looking at stuff that you should not!!!! (You should be allowed to look a LITTLE BIT though)

Drag eggs to feed

Press "Select" button to enable NSFW big boy

Life is Short. Play More.

Everything went numb when he stumbled upon what he thought was going to be another means to the end

In a dying sun, I'll become affinity

Dan Flashes got a new shirt in today that's $450. 'Cause the pattern's so complicated you idiot!

Dogcheck

based entirely on Meringue's "Look at the Time", produced in 2015 - back in the times where we did not have color displays on Pebbles. 

This recreation fixes the blank screen on platforms newer than the original Pebble. 

If and when Meringue returns, I will unlist this watchface.

So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.

There's something inside you
It's hard to explain
They're talking about you boy
But you're still the same

GUYS OH MY FUVKING GOD DELTARUNE TOMORROW (source: I work with toby)

"The geyser that gives this land form."

It really whips the llama's ass!

Trust no one. Question everything.

"An hourglass is a device used to measure the passage of time. It comprises two glass bulbs connected vertically by a narrow neck that allows a regulated flow of a substance (historically sand) from the upper bulb to the lower one due to gravity."

based on work of Jack Eastman

Functional simulation of WeatherStar automated forecasting from Back in the Day, powered by The Weather Channel and broadcast by your local cable stations. Play smooth jazz or new age for full effect.

Shake your wrist for a burst of full speed scrolling wherever applicable.

This is the charging unit for your Hazardous Environment Suit. When you are running low on power, step up to any charger and press your use key. Your suit will recharge gradually until the charge unit is depleted. Individual batteries may also be used to charge your suit.