Description

Vanity
Most watchfaces show you the time. Vanity shows you how many people like it.

It connects to the Pebble App Store, fetches its own heart count, and displays the number inside a big red heart on your wrist. Every 30 minutes it checks again. It can't stop.

Tap your wrist and the heart pulses. It wasn't designed to do that. It just started doing it on its own. Tap also forces an immediate refresh, because 30 minutes is apparently too long to wait.

The EKG line at the bottom speeds up the more hearts it has. Zero hearts? Flatline. A thousand? Cardiac event. The narcissism is not just functional — it's physiological.

When someone new hearts it, confetti explodes and a little "+1" floats up like a video game score. It also knows its rank among all watchfaces. It checks. It always checks.

Hit a milestone and a crown appears. It earned that.

Lose Bluetooth? The heart turns gray and cracks. It's fine. It's totally fine.

Is it useful? Debatable. Is it honest? Absolutely.

Live heart count from the Pebble App Store
Store rank displayed on screen
EKG heartbeat that speeds up with popularity
Floating "+N" popup on new hearts
Confetti celebration on gains
Milestone crown at 1, 5, 10, 25, 50, 100, 250, 500, 1K
Animated pulse on tap + instant refresh
Cracked gray heart on Bluetooth disconnect
6 heart colors to match your personality disorder
Battery bar, Quick View support
Remembers its last count between sessions (obviously)
Every platform from aplite to gabbro
It also tells the time, if you care about that sort of thing.